Raquel | Canary Islands | Potterhead | Whovian.
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  • Gryffindor:

    Tower! The highest fucking tower, fuck yeah! TOWER!

  • Hufflepuff:

    But don't you think that's a bit far away from everything, they'll have to climb dozens of stairs every day...

  • Gryffindor:

    TOWER!

  • Hufflepuff:

    Oh, for the love of...

  • Slytherin:

    I'm going for under the lake, LIKE A SUPER-SECRET LAIR!

  • Hufflepuff:

    But Salazar, won't that be a bit dreary? And we'll have to add dozens of charms to keep it dry, it will take loads of magic...

  • Slytherin:

    Super. Secret. Lair.

  • Hufflepuff:

    Fine! Fine, we'll spend bloody hours drying out some rooms under the lake, Merlin. Rowena, what about you?

  • Ravenclaw:

    Tower.

  • Hufflepuff:

    But...all the stairs, the isolation from the other houses...

  • Ravenclaw:

    Exactly. They'll focus better if they're miles away from everything else. Also, anything he can build, I can build better.

  • Hufflepuff:

    Seriously? You're going to compete over towers?

  • Gryffindor:

    GOING DOWN ROWENA!

  • Slytherin:

    Underground is better.

  • Hufflepuff:

    For fuck's sake, I give up. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the kitchens.